What do these wankers get from messing up folks poop like this??
I got an email from one of the Street Eliminator guys last week. But the content was odd??
Why was Ron Haslet trying to send me a link to a place where I could buy cheap mobile phones. And why was his use of the English language suddenly so odd??
I sent him a text message to let him know. Then my hotmail went down and I got virused up
all sorted now. This is the third time this year I've had this on hotmail.
The last two were friends of mine who were apparently stuck at an airport far away needing me to send them money online to get them home??
If we could find one of these twats I would happily let him have my collection of melted pistons. And I would personally fit them into his bore myself

Without the aid of lube ..